your mom is my cardio - phone case

Your phone deserves a case that’s as unapologetically savage as your gym banter. Meet the STFU & Push “Your Mom Is My Cardio” Case—built to survive dumbbell drops, treadmill fails, and the existential crisis of your third set.

Why This Case Outlifts the Competition:

Shock-Absorbing Tank Mode: Takes hits like your ego takes “just one more plate” challenges.

Slimmer Than Your Gym Excuses: Lightweight AF so you can grip it between sets without skipping a rep (or a roast).

Colors That Pop Louder Than Gym Bros: Vibrant, scratch-resistant prints stay crisp, even after you’ve dragged it through chalk, pre-workout spills, and the walk of shame out of the squat rack.

Wireless Charging? Still Works: Precise cutouts = zero struggle. Charge up while you charge up.

Care Instructions (Because Even Savages Clean Up):

Wipe off the sweat of victory (or defeat) with a damp cloth.

Sticky protein shake residue? Add a drop of dish soap and scrub like you’re chasing a PR.

Perfect For:

• Gym rats who meme IRL
• People who prioritize gains and giggles
• Anyone who’d rather crack screens than jokes

“Drop it. Roast them. Repeat.”

EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY

Product information: Generic brand, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC

Warnings, Hazard: For adults, Made in the Republic of Korea

Care instructions: Clean with damp cotton or microfiber cloth. Add a drop of dish soap to the cloth if needed.